The Weather Report

The rain dogs raced across the Utah desert, and arrived in New York City late last night. Given their long journeys and the prophecy from the lady oracle, one would have expected them to be sort of exhausted. But what do you know about defiance.

For the record, the weather forecast today is that of a sanguine defiance. Strong low-pressure systems that were threatening to cause havoc in the northeast have subsided. However, the weatherman advises traveling salesmen, wandering nomads and car mechanics against unnecessary adventures. Fishermen, who are bound to adventure by their livelihoods, will be delighted with their finds. Caution: that has so often been thrown away into the wind must be retained though. Check your local forecast office for personal weather report.